How Do I Know Everything?

While in the checkout aisle today I saw this on the cover of the National Enquirer:

Guess Which Teen Star Got Caught Using Drugs?

You don't need to guess though, because I already told you!

Oh, and National Enquirer? If you want people to buy your magazine to find out who is in that picture, you probably shouldn't have his name appear when people scroll over it...just a thought!